I admit, I’m kinda old-fashioned when it comes to certain things, like when I have people over for dinner, I cook from scratch – (or Charlie does). Bare minimum, we use mostly from fresh ingredients with maybe a seasoning packet occasionally if I/we can’t get the mix of spices right.
It just seems incredibly indolent and somewhat rude to me, to not actually cook the food yourself for your guests, but maybe, I’m just overly fastidious in that respect. However, I know people would have been disappointed if I had served chicken fingers, courtesy of Banquet foods and frozen french fries or something instead of my prize-winning chili at our last party, which takes me about 20 minutes to throw together. Then, it has to cook all day (at least 4 hours). I stir it occasionally, maybe adding a little garlic or a little chili powder, here and there, but that’s it. Not so difficult, n’est-ce pas?
Therefore, dear readers, depending on what you’re making, cooking from scratch isn’t necessarily that time consuming. It just takes planning: buying the hamburger/onions, etc., ahead of time and getting up at 8:00 – 9:00 AM to get the chili started, so it’ll be done by 6 PM or whatever….
When I recently went to a friend’s for dinner, she doled out re-heated deli ham that was so greasy it made me queasy alongside Bird’s Eye frozen mashed potatoes and a salad composed of iceberg lettuce and bacon bits. Sorry, but I was annoyed. And, yes, they were, in fact, frozen mashed potatoes because I saw the wrapper in the trash, and they had the consistency and taste of rather bland sand.
And how hard is it to make them from the box? I prefer peeled, boiled and smashed potatoes, but the ones in the box are just fine. I grew up eating those. But it’s so much healthier to eat mashed potatoes from raw potatoes than whatever the hell was in that frozen crud posing as spuds.
Secondly, I never go anywhere in public without makeup – no, not even the grocery store. Why? Because I’m vain. And? Next question…:)
However, I don’t mean I spend an hour slathering on Revlon’s best camouflage to go to Kroger or Giant Eagle, just a little concealer, a little foundation, a little eye liner, and that’s it. Because of my allergies, I always have dark circles under my eyes, so if I don’t at least wear some concealer and foundation, I’ll look like I haven’t slept in a week and/or Charlie’s been smacking me around, which has never – nor would ever happen. But most women don’t even looked like they’ve combed their hair, much less bothered with makeup.
That said, in October, I took a part-time job in the call center of a major clothing retailer (to help abate the debt we racked up during Nana’s tenure). Yesterday, our HR department, sent out this email, which I’ve paraphrased:
While we have a somewhat relaxed dress code here at XXXX XXXXXXX, certain items of clothing are not allowed including:
sweatpants
track suits
tank tops
halter tops
tops that show one’s midriff
flip flops
hats of any kind
pajamas*
pants or jeans that droop well below the waistline
First-time offenders will have to clock out, go home and return wearing clothing that meets our dress code standards. The second violation could result in a suspension from employment or possibly termination.
*Except during designated pajama days, which are twice a year and will be announced via email.
I guess there’s just something wrong with me because I would never have considered donning sweatpants at work, much less sleepwear. Again, not to beat this drum to shreds, but I’ve never worn pjs outside my house, nor have I had sweatpants on beyond my front porch unless going to the gym. But then again, the last time I worked in an office…the photo below portrays my signature duds…
Maybe, that makes me a fashion snob…so be it…:). Though this photo was taken in 2005, I don’t think corporate America has changed much since then, has it? The gentleman who conducted my first interview at XXXXXX was wearing Brooks Brothers pants, a button down and a tie, and he commented that I looked great and that I should wear similar clothing for my second interview. Funny, I was worried I wasn’t dressed up enough in a long silk skirt with a matching blouse and a long white sweater, but everyone else was dressed like this:
In case you can’t tell by my drawing, she’s wearing jeans, a sweater and a long scarf. And when I say everyone, I mean every applicant had on jeans, a sweater and a long scarf except me.
While completing my new hire paperwork, I heard one of the recruiters saying, “Jeans and a sweatshirt are not acceptable for interviewing, but please feel free to reapply in six months in more suitable garments,” to several young girls. They all walked out reading something, most likely an edict similar to the clothing mandate above.
Bravo to Joe Recruiter because I’m sure, otherwise, they would’ve had no idea why they weren’t hired. So, thank you, MOM and DAD for preaching about how to dress for interviews, weddings, etc., when I was a kid. Hell, I wore a black velvet suit to interview at Burger King when I was 16. Overkill? Maybe, but the manager hired me on the spot without even checking my references, and what could it have hurt if he hadn’t?
Therefore, I will never cry uncle to the new trend of dressing down because I fear that day in the future when the memo doesn’t say – “It’s pajama day! Dig out your footed onesies…” Nay, I fear it will say: “It’s underwear day! Show up in boxers and your best spanx and bras!” At which point, I will go to ground and telecommute until I’m too old and mad cow-crazy to work anymore…:)
It might seem like these topics are an odd combination: declining workplace wardrobes and dishing up frozen shit to your friends/family. But both trends have been spawned by the same bent in American society these days: the art of laziness, an art I hope I never perfect.
Over and out -
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