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POST #112 – Death by CHOCOLATE of the sad variety…
My cousin’s birthday was yesterday. I made her a cake from scratch. Why? Well, I’m one of those freaks who prefers to eat food that I can identify or at least pronounce as opposed to a cake with items...
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Yes, I am, in fact – LOOKING FOR CRAZY…:)
I HAVE A NEW BLOG. Its purpose is to gather crazy-assed narratives, post them on WP, and eventually incorporate 4 or 5 of them into a collection/book of bizarro stories called Tales from the Lunatic...
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My beloved Sasha is gone…
I was going to write another post about another man who wrong me, but I’m afraid a death in the family has usurped that rather juicy tome. And I’ve just gotta say, it’s time for death to take a...
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Post #115 – Seriously? She’s NOT the daughter of an Iranian Prince…
I realize people may be getting tired of hearing about my dead cat, but… When we dropped Sasha off to get autopsied, they told us to contact the pathology department at Ohio State in a couple of days...
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Post #117 – How I almost murdered ex-husband #2…
People who know me well, know I have a pretty volatile temper. And they know it’s best to don a crash helmet, and, perhaps, a bullet-proofed vest when my ugly ire reaches a combustible level. However,...
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Post # 118 – Will you PLEASE stop trying to give me CAKE!!!
In April of 2002, my doctor told me that he wanted to prescribe medication for high blood pressure. I was only 36 at the time, and I asked him if losing weight would help. He looked at me like I had a...
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Post #120 My brain on writing…a picturesque poem…
This is my brain on writing Eyes fixed on an unseen focal point so inviting TOTALLY unaware of anyone or anything around me. totally living inside a lovely maple tree Swimming in oceans that don’t...
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Post 124 – Never say DISABLED…and the acquisition of the Silver Bullet! :)
Three years ago today, I wrecked my beloved Escalade, which is the subject of this post – http://tenaciousbitch.com/2011/04/12/not-arriving-at-my-destination/. For those who are new to my Crazytown, my...
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Post #125 – REALLY? Dinner in a box and no pajamas?
I admit, I’m kinda old-fashioned when it comes to certain things, like when I have people over for dinner, I cook from scratch – (or Charlie does). Bare minimum, we use mostly from fresh ingredients...
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Post #123 – Make No Mistake, I am also a HEALTH BITCH…and I’m not going to...
In my 40+ years on this earth, I’ve been rejected or dumped by more men than I could ever shake my hooters at…:). Yeah, I know, shocking, right? :). Allstate once dropped me because of my ex-husband’s...
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POST #127 – Sometimes nothing is absolutely fabulous!
While I wouldn’t enjoy sleeping until 4:00 in the afternoon like one of my theatrical heroes Peter Gibbons (think Office Space), I did wallow in nothing for a whole day, which I mentioned to my...
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Post # 128 – Going off the grid…and about the man who wakes up as a pink...
OMG, IT’S FRIDAY, and it’s supposed to get up to 59 degrees today! I’m breaking out my shorts and flip flops! :) Additionally, I may be AWOL for a bit while working on Tales from the Lunatic Lounge....
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Post #129 – Sorry, Uncle Sam, You Were, In Fact, Upstaged By A Near Death...
Like many Americans, I was up to my eyeballs in spreadsheets last week finishing the reams of paperwork involved in organizing/compiling my tax info for Bernie, our accountant, who prepares our return...
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Post #130 – The Sterling Stalker
As many of you know who’ve read a few of my blog posts, I tend to collect and/or attract lunatics and somehow find myself in peculiar circumstances, shall we say with men, and the story below that...
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Post #115 – Seriously? She’s NOT the daughter of an Iranian Prince…
I realize people may be getting tired of hearing about my dead cat, but… When we dropped Sasha off to get autopsied, they told us to contact the pathology department at Ohio State in a couple of days...
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Post #131 Life’s Too Short ~ and then you die with gum in your hair…:)
This story was previously published previously on http://www.lunaticlounge.com, but in honor of my beloved mother, I decided to post this again…since, you know, it was Mother’s Day a couple days ago...
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Yes, I bought a COBRA! :)
This past weekend, I went to the Springfield Antique Show (i.e. http://www.springfieldantiqueshow.com/ ) in Springfield, Ohio)…where you can buy everything from collectible china and collectible toys...
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Post #133 – Love my merlot and Beck’s Light – but Keep the Ganja away from me!
A couple of days ago, my 22-year-old son, Max, decided to smoke a bowl of weed in his room, which he knows is NOT allowed (i.e....
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#134 – Time to Go To Prison~Again!
My son Rory’s first DUI occurred when he was 21, not long after he got married. He was working at Chase bank, and he’d been partying with some friends one night and fell asleep at the wheel and crashed...
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Post #135 – Give me your best books or die trying…:)
My husband is not a big reader, which I simply don’t get. Yes, I love certain TV shows and movies too much probably, but nothing substitutes for good, old-fashioned published prose, in my opinion....
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