Post #136 – It’s Not Even American!
A couple of days ago, I called my 97-year-old Grandmother, a.k.a. Nana Maude. I talked to her for a few minutes about the new shoes I sent her, which she loved, thank God, and then I handed the phone...
View ArticlePost #137 – Revenge is a dish best served without Coca-Cola cake…
Five or six years ago when my father was still living, he and Nana Maude came to visit every fall for my son Rory and my husband Charlie’s birthdays- which are only 3 days apart. I wrote about Nana in...
View ArticlePost #138 – Wish I Could Boil My Fingers…an Adventure in Sink Surgery
One Saturday, a couple of weeks ago, Susan, my mother-in-law, came down to visit from Cleveland. On the Monday prior, I asked Max, my 22-year-old, to clean his bathroom by Thursday, so she wouldn’t...
View ArticlePost #139 – An Addendum to the day I performed sink surgery…
While I was rather livid when my son, Max, took off and didn’t clean his bathroom as requested, which is the subject of Post #138 -...
View ArticlePost #140 – No, I don’t drink wine – I drink Merlot, and what’s that in your...
While visiting Nana Maude down South last week, I took her to Olive Garden, one of her favorite restaurants. I’m not a huge fan of the Garden, but their spaghetti and meatballs are okay. However, every...
View ArticlePost #141 – About James Thompson, author of Snow Angels, my ex-husband, who...
From our wedding album – James Thompson and his father James Thompson, Sr., on March 23, 1986. Yesterday I received the sad news that my ex-husband, Jim Thompson, died in some sort of accident a couple...
View ArticlePost #142 – Jim was just hanging out of what?
The night I met Jim (Thompson – see my previous post -http://tenaciousbitch.com/2014/08/04/about-james-thompson-author-of-snow-angels-my-ex-husband-who-died-last-weekend/, I was waiting tables at the...
View ArticlePost #143 -Alive and well despite my suffocation…
No, I was not nor have I ever been in danger of suffocating. T’was a joke, you know. However, the corporate prison I’ve been living in for the last five weeks does make me feel somewhat claustrophobic....
View ArticlePost #144 – You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet! There is no crying uncle here…
This year, my sister, Fiona, received the Merry Christmas, “your job has been eliminated” speech as her box of wonder from her employer in mid-December after 17 years of faithful service. Awesome, is...
View ArticlePost # 145 – Good news…bad news…and you can’t be f’ing serious?
So, I’d forgotten how exhausting job hunting can be! And I cannot believe the fuck-ton of cyber paperwork that is required for a job paying $10 fucking dollars/hour. Yes, folks, I said $10 – a scant...
View ArticlePost #146 – Perhaps, I shall execute it in blood…
LUCKY ME, a recruiter named Lisa with Reliance Consulting spied my resume on Monster.com and called me about a job at one of the largest banks in the U.S. – doing something in their mortgage...
View ArticlePost #148 – The Toilet Promise from the Kitchen Bitch…
Like many women, I got tired of constantly being put upon to do shit tons of housework that I shouldn’t be doing because, well, the men in my house don’t always clean up after themselves, so I posted...
View ArticlePost #149 – The Good And Bad About The Ugliest Birthday Yet
Much to my unhappiness, I turned the big 5-0 last month. On my 40th, though there were black balloons on the wall of my cubicle at Yabinski and Kramer law firm where I worked at the time as well as a...
View ArticlePost #150 – About the Life and Death of James Thompson
For those who didn’t read my previous post last August – http://tenaciousbitch.com/2014/08/04/about-james-thompson-author-of-snow-angels-my-ex-husband-who-died-last-weekend/ My ex-husband, James...
View ArticlePost 153 – Teach me how to be that BRAINLESS and still have a job…
As mentioned previously, I started working at a large bank in March (2015), which I referred to as Mega Bank. I was recently downsized from this position a couple of weeks ago. But while I was there,...
View ArticlePost #154 – Conversation With A Mega Douche Bag!
For years, I’ve heard certain men being referred to as Mega Douche Bags, my husband chief among them. But let me clarify. Mega Douche Bags work for Mega Bank where I was employed until a couple of...
View ArticlePost #155 – Revenge is best served via Taye Diggs or something like that…
“Is your phone all set?” I asked when Jackson waltzed in the breakroom all giddy and smiling at 5:15 as promised earlier that day after he’d unveiled Gordon’s despicable motive (see my last post)....
View ArticleFive Reasons Why I Sometimes Hate Living With Men…:)
For those of you who are new to my brand of Crazy Town, I’m married and have 2 boys, one of whom still lives with us. His name is Max (of the famed –...
View ArticleOur Valentine’s Day Shooting of the Non-Murdering Kind…:) A.K.A. An Upcycled...
Below is a photo of the beautiful bouquet that my husband, Charlie, gave me for Valentine’s. We’ve been married 16, almost 17 years (and together for 19). Yet, he never ceases to surprise me. If...
View ArticlePost #158 -The Oddest, Coolest Mother’s Day Gift Ever
Those of you who know me IRL (in real life), you’re aware that I’m weird. And that such is an adjective I wear proudly. So, it won’t surprise you to know that my husband gave me a very strange gift for...
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